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If Siri was Human, Here’s How She’d Respond to Your Ridiculous Asks
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“Siri, I need to hide my roommate.”
Convicted murderer, Pedro Bravo, was a 20-year-old back in 2012, when he killed his roommate, and allegedly asked his iPhone’s voice assistant for advice on where to bury the dead body.
Subsequent interrogation, however, clarified that it was just a rumor — a rather sensational one at that. I can see why it made as many headlines as it did.
Asking your iPhone for suggestions to dump a deadbody and actually getting suggestios like “dump, swamp, mines, etc.” would be rather disturbing.
I’ve had the Google Nest Mini for a while, and I’ve recently bought an iPhone, because certain work apps I needed weren’t supported on Android any longer.
I am still, admittedly only, getting a hang of using voice assistants, and to be frank, it’s not really my thing.
However, the voice assistants aren’t half as fun as they’d be if they were real humans who could answer our queries. So, I decided to have some fun and think of some of the possible answers you’d get when you made your usual sorry queries to your voice assistant.
